TikiCon Mandatory Female Dress Code

I've actually worn a coconut bra before...

With a hula skirt?

unfortunately no hula skirt

i think that covers up more than some bathing suits

Seems fitting for the party theme

beth: So you have no problem with it... good good.

RIIIIIIIGHT. Where the F do I find that in a C-cup? Do they even cup size coconuts?

No, you just get side and under boob which is super hot.

Is the frosty BJ lipgloss and lack of tan mandatory as well?

Frosty lip gloss yes, tan is your choice.